Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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