Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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