its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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