Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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