I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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