Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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