He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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