your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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