I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
How external is "for external use only"?
We have started to decorate penises.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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