I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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