I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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