girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
