I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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