WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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