Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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