I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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