Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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