I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i would punch a child for taco bell
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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