I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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