U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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