I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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