turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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