You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I love you.
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