then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
