There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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