at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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