Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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