He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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