I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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