it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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