somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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