Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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