all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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