Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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