Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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