Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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