I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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