At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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