talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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