i think my mom watched the whole time
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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