my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Do vagina's smell?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I think a kid would responsible me up
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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