Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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