i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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