I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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