Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
operation harelip BJ is a go
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Randomize
