laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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