I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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