belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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