Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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