I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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